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itsthestartofinfinity:

Happy Potter, the boy who laughed

Happy Potter and the Smiling Stone

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Smiles

Happy Potter and the Comedian of Azkaban

Happy Potter and the Goblet of Giggles

Happy Potter and the Order of Puppies

Happy Potter and the Happy Bubbly Prince

Harry Potter and the Lively Hallows.

Join Happy Potter,
Hermione Giggler, and
Ron Wheezing,
in a hilarious adventure to make the Dark Lord laugh.

Lord Loldemort is depressed and angry because he isn’t like Happy Potter or Albust Out Laughing Dumbledore. He is joined by a band of equally depressed Laugh Eaters, like Belowtricks LeStrange, and Losinit Malfoy.

Happy must go through many jokes and playful riddles, facing Severe Huss Snape, finding Loldemort’s mysterious Whorecruxes… Which are the only thing that can make him laugh.

Happy is joined by his ragtag team of ex-clowns, Siriusly Black, Remus Laughing, Tinks, The Wheezings, Mad-Eye Not-Moody, Kingsley Cacklebolt, and many others. Together they can save the Wizarding world from sure peril.

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balkhy:

roughrimjob:

balkhy:

*takes nudes with a yugioh card covering my junk*

It only takes one Yugioh card to cover your junk hahaha

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pizza-butts:

if it can fly

it should die

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spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

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frosteethesnowman:

tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie

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katsplanet:

yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place

All good things must come to an end

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narutoe:

i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows

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Your loss

Simon says come take a shower with me

Someone submitted me a pic of their upper body with just a bra on and said “you’re now in possession of mild child porn”

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

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freakvevo:

*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*

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